After previously reaching the pinnacle of show business by starring in both a wedding and a funeral in Heartbeat, 5 seconds of a Ford advert (what a 5 seconds, though), and a corporate video for a bacon company, it was clearly the right time to take a break. Now though, that (extended) hiatus has come to an end, and I'm back, this time making comedy videos, because it's not like the internet is already awash with pithy humourous shorts, or anything like that. I've spotted a gap in the market, and I'm now going to exploit said gap with an energy not seen since that bloke who got arrested whilst eating a succulent Chinese meal. Or maybe I'll start exploiting tomorrow. We'll see.